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Post by Sinead » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:31 am

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Post by Denis Cromie » Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:12 pm

I wonder had the lady been eating beans. My youngest is starting to feed solid food to her 7 months old and as a way of encouragement she sings to him," Beans,Beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart, and he does.



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Post by Rocker » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:45 pm

Denis Cromie wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:12 pm
I wonder had the lady been eating beans. My youngest is starting to feed solid food to her 7 months old and as a way of encouragement she sings to him," Beans,Beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart, and he does.

Denis I am only seeing this today :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by Toss » Wed Feb 27, 2019 10:04 pm

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A Cavan farmer laying on his death bed with is family around him .... he asks his wife Mary "is young James here ?", yes says Mary and he asks "is Kathleen here?", again Mary says yes. He then struggles for air as he asks "and is young Thomas here?" ..... Mary holds his hand and says "yes, Pat, all the family are here with you". At which point the farmer turns and says "so why is the kitchen light on ?"

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Post by Rocker » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:44 am

Ha my old Cavan friend had a load of Cavan jokes to counter any dig!!
Cavanman stripping wallpaper.
Friend : are you decorating?
Cavanman: No, moving

Q.. who invented copper wire?
answer two cavanmen fighting over a penny.


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Post by Strum » Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:02 pm

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Post by Rocker » Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:48 pm

Ah Strum loved that still laughing ...Lum Bay Gough that's me.


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Post by Jemser » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:35 am

Brilliant Strum. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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