Re: Pun Laoghaire
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:03 am
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Missed this one first time round ---but summers on the wayRocker wrote: Reminds me ...we always had Mushy Bees for Sunday dinner...we spent Saturday steeping them in bread soda!
Passed by today here's what it says == ""WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING.........FOR HEAVENS SAKE""Holla wrote:I saw this outside the little church on Foster ave...............Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
And... I'm guessing, Dancer doing a U turn on the Vico Road after a few shots in Dalkey on the way to Howth?Rocker wrote:We had a laugh when he explained.
Ya divilStrum wrote:And... I'm guessing, Dancer doing a U turn on the Vico Road after a few shots in Dalkey on the way to Howth?Rocker wrote:We had a laugh when he explained.
Strum wrote:And... I'm guessing, Dancer doing a U turn on the Vico Road after a few shots in Dalkey on the way to Howth?Rocker wrote:We had a laugh when he explained.
Micheál wrote:A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of it's socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and "stay for breakfast". They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies "but you just happened to catch my eye.'
Strum wrote:How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
PMS jokes aren't funny; period...
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's
no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The
police have nothing to go on.
Micheál wrote: "A Pun about communism is no longer acceptable, unless of course, everyone gets it "
Gosh you struck a chord with me. A number of years ago we were in Cuba and staying at a posh hotel in Santiago de Cuba. The locals were rationed with their food and after my huge lunch I wandered into a local shop. The assistant had just had her megre rations delivered and she placed them on the counter and invited me to share!! Very humbling experience which still makes me weep when I think of it.Strum wrote:Micheál wrote: "A Pun about communism is no longer acceptable, unless of course, everyone gets it "
I like the concept of communism, I have nothing but I'm willing to share it.