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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Dancer » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:24 am

johndle wrote:Sallynoggin Guru

Navanman in answer to your Prayer
"They start from the Bottom"
As much as it kills me to do so; I have to give you 10/10 for that reply :lol:


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Navanman » Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:00 pm

johndle wrote:Sallynoggin Guru

Navanman in answer to your Prayer
"They start from the Bottom"
I suppose I was asking for that! :D


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Snowhite » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:38 pm

"Do not let the behaviour of others destroy your inner peace"
(The Dalai Lama)


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by grammer » Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:33 am

Best one I have come across
It's being being an older amateur -cos there's not many years of frustration left :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I bags that one as my footnote


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Micheál » Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:43 am

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - she changes it more often.

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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Micheál » Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:45 am

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The amount of news that happens in the world every day is exactly enough to fit in a newspaper.

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Post by Snowhite » Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:10 am

“All suffering is caused by ignorance. People inflict pain on others in the selfish pursuit of their own happiness or satisfaction”(Dalai Lama)


"Drunk people should be muzzled"......."Then they might THINK before they SPEAK and cause HURT to others" (Snowy)


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Rocker » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:04 am

Snowhite wrote: "Drunk people should be muzzled"......."Then they might THINK before they SPEAK and cause HURT to others" (Snowy)
Well said...remember .."What is in sober, comes out when drunk"! so, no apology accepted.... that is what they really thought!!


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Dancer » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:14 am

( :D )
Howth Guru

He who speak sh!te have smelly breath ! muon muon
:D :lol: :P ;)


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Rocker » Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:55 pm

Micheál wrote: A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - she changes it more often.

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This is a great one o Guru...I always wondered why my mind is so clean!! ;)


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Jemser » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:21 pm

Rocker wrote:
Snowhite wrote: "Drunk people should be muzzled"......."Then they might THINK before they SPEAK and cause HURT to others" (Snowy)
Well said...remember .."What is in sober, comes out when drunk"! so, no apology accepted.... that is what they really thought!!

In vino veritas.


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Micheál » Sat May 04, 2013 12:38 am

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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by keeper » Sat May 04, 2013 3:29 pm

Poor Guru hath a lisp or loose dentures scry scry
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Post by Rocker » Sat May 04, 2013 4:23 pm

:lol: :lol: I looked at the fourth and knew there was something wrong but, I think I have the same lisp :oops:


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by keeper » Sun May 12, 2013 11:34 pm

Guru ! Are they the opposite to push-ups :shock: :?:
Proof now that Glenageary Guru is back to front :roll: :roll: or front to back :roll: :roll:



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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Rocker » Mon May 13, 2013 1:07 am

:lol: :lol: The Glenageary Guru will be busy when they start excommunicating folk. I'd say bring back public lashings ...anything to take our minds off the main problems. Don't dare sort out anything ...life would be too easy!!!


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by bugrock » Mon May 13, 2013 1:13 am

Rocker, only people that can excommunicate you are men in lacy dresses.


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Rocker » Mon May 13, 2013 1:19 am

Yeah I phrased that badly...I meant we will all be running to the Glenageary Guru when the lacy dress lads start to excommunicate the bold boys and girls! ;)


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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by bugrock » Mon May 13, 2013 1:32 am

Sorry Rocker, my bad. But I totally agree with you. But mind, these days just look at the gurriers and they'll knife you. Of all the crimes, vandalism is the worst.


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Post by Micheál » Sun May 19, 2013 1:45 am

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Ah, Nostalgia - it's just not what it used to be.

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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by jaytee » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:33 pm

O GREAT GURU

Please share with us some soothing / enlightening words of wisdom. (Im having a tough week) scry



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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Strum » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:49 pm

jaytee wrote:O GREAT GURU

Please share with us some soothing / enlightening words of wisdom. (Im having a tough week) scry


Storms make Oaks take roots. ;) xx



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Post by jaytee » Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:14 pm

Strum wrote:


Storms make Oaks take roots. ;) xx

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Re: Glenageary Guru

Post by Micheál » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:16 pm

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"He was a bold man that first eat an oyster."

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