I love mixed up meanings, sentences etc......malapropism is it?....yes bach
I was in a car once when someone commented:
" I know this road like a house on fire..."
In a Supermarket I once worked in as a student an announcer, over the PA system in the whole store, once said...
" Greetings Turkeys, your Christmas customers are now available
That was many moons ago, as the crow flies."
My sister's girlfriend claimed her boyfriend "took her for granite
While discussing programming with a friend, he mentioned that a common typo would cause the program to act "erotically".
Must be an interesting program!