Here are some Colemanballs for some badly needed chuckle time.
"Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goal."
"He's 31 this year - last year he was 30."
"He just can't believe what's not happening to him."
"In a moment we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite."
"He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62."
"For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2."
"The late start is due to the time."
"It's gold or nothing...and it's nothing. He comes away with the silver medal."
"There is Brendan Foster, by himself with 20,000 people."
"Forest have now lost six matches without winning."
"He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track."
"The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel."
Commentator Ron Pickering famously said "and there goes (Cuban athlete) Juantorena racing down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class
And lastly a very famous one by Brian Johnson on the radio during a Cricket match....
The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey