Improvements you would make to the Human body.

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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Post by Zirco » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:29 am

How about........a better back!!! :D :D
The amount of back trouble in the world...wow!
As a species, we still haven't sorted out standing upright properly.
Besides, I'd love to be a really good dancer :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by Helium » Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:32 am

Zirco wrote:How about........a better back!!! :D :D
The amount of back trouble in the world...wow!
As a species, we still haven't sorted out standing upright properly.
Besides, I'd love to be a really good dancer :lol: :lol: :lol:


A new back would be great, as regards it making you a better dancer. dontknow dontknow dontknow



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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Post by Micheál » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:17 pm

Bluetooth :D



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Post by Zirco » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:17 pm

Better hearing would be good. Hearing deteriorates with age...not good.
Also, they charge a FORTUNE, a FORTUNE for hearing aids.....thousands of euro for small pieces of electronics....shouldn't be allowed.!! BangHead BangHead BangHead


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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Post by Snowhite » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:30 pm

Sometimes I wish I'd an extra pair of hands, get twice the work done in half the time..... :lol:


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Post by Strum » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:53 pm

Zirco wrote: they charge a FORTUNE, a FORTUNE for hearing aids....



WHAT??? :roll: :?



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Post by Snowhite » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:54 pm

Hahahaha :lol:


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Post by Zirco » Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:06 am

Strum wrote:
Zirco wrote: they charge a FORTUNE, a FORTUNE for hearing aids....



WHAT??? :roll: :?

HA HA! ...Should've gone to Specsavers!! :lol: :lol: dontknow


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Re: Improvements you would make to the Human body.

Post by Sinead » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:02 am

A better front rather than a back, the bad backs are usually caused by paunches.

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Post by Micheál » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:36 am

An ability to "upgrade the Operating System" every few years to avoid blackouts, viruses, etc. :roll:



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Post by Zirco » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:35 pm

Micheál wrote:An ability to "upgrade the Operating System" every few years to avoid blackouts, viruses, etc. :roll:

HA HA HA ....great one Micheál :D :lol: :lol:


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Post by Zirco » Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:36 am

I read somewhere that the human body is doughnut shaped......mouth, anus connected by the alimentary canal.
That canal....it's gotta go!!!
So the improvement is....
All ingested food is consumed by the body....no waste products produced.
Just think of that.....no need for toilets...so no need for houses to be piped...no treatment plants required.....less pollution....and best of all :lol: :lol: :lol: reduced water charges. wuu wuu wuu wuu wuu


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Post by Jemser » Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:51 pm

The big improvement I would make would be instant playback of experiences or events in your personal past. So if you needed to check the way a conversation occured, say, a month ago. You could project the exact scene into the air in front of you to view what exactly was said. This kinda comes from the old joke about the guy who was recently married and he put an ad in the paper, "Encyclopaedia Brittanica for sale, wife knows everything". Whenever my wife and I have a disagreement, she always remembers the incident from the past different than I do. So no matter who is right or who is wrong, I would like the ability to replay the actual event. No that the facts would really influence the outcome, I'd still be wrong. BangHead :lol: :lol:


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Post by Zirco » Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:21 pm

Jemser wrote:The big improvement I would make would be instant playback of experiences or events in your personal past. So if you needed to check the way a conversation occured, say, a month ago. You could project the exact scene into the air in front of you to view what exactly was said. This kinda comes from the old joke about the guy who was recently married and he put an ad in the paper, "Encyclopaedia Brittanica for sale, wife knows everything". Whenever my wife and I have a disagreement, she always remembers the incident from the past different than I do. So no matter who is right or who is wrong, I would like the ability to replay the actual event. No that the facts would really influence the outcome, I'd still be wrong. BangHead :lol: :lol:
Great one Jemser, I so agree with this one. :lol: :lol: wuu wuu


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Post by Rocker » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:53 pm

:lol: :lol: Jemser :lol: :lol:

All the wimmin in our family know everything and when we have a get together we roar each other down about who is "righter". It is a wimmin thing. I can remember events from my childhood with such accuracy and of course, from my point of view...is there any other point :?:


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Post by Strum » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:01 pm

Jemser wrote:Whenever my wife and I have a disagreement, she always remembers the incident from the past different than I do.

I think that's universal Jem. You are not alone. Wimmin huh! :lol:



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Post by Toss » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:42 pm

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Post by Denis Cromie » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:52 pm

Like a car we should be able to trade it in when it no longer performs as it use to. :lol:



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Post by Helium » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:33 pm

Denis Cromie wrote:Like a car we should be able to trade it in when it no longer performs as it use to. :lol:


I have been saying that for years, we should be able to go in every year for a service or get a trade in if necessary. :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Post by Helium » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:36 pm

Toss wrote:Image

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Hi Toss Love that one about women having to repeat everything to men that don't listen !!! :roll: :roll: :roll:



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Post by Dancer » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:04 am

If I am to be totally honest about the female form then I would have to say that it would be great to be able to inflate
or deflate boobs . For instance , when you go for a run or just have a hot flush then you could deflate them .
When you go on a date or a job interview then you could inflate them accordingly :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by Toss » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:03 am

Dancer wrote:If I am to be totally honest about the female form then I would have to say that it would be great to be able to inflate
or deflate boobs . For instance , when you go for a run or just have a hot flush then you could deflate them .
When you go on a date or a job interview then you could inflate them accordingly :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe just put them on the back ....... very handy for the old slow set :lol:


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Post by Rocker » Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:39 am

Stop it you lot, you have me thinking of all those dreadful nudist colony jokes of my youth....when I could visualise all those things ;)


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Post by Zirco » Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:32 pm

Dancer wrote:If I am to be totally honest about the female form then I would have to say that it would be great to be able to inflate
or deflate boobs . For instance , when you go for a run or just have a hot flush then you could deflate them .
When you go on a date or a job interview then you could inflate them accordingly :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi-larious..HA HA HA....very good...love the "or a job interview" bit..... :lol:
Future woman.....oh, I feel a hot flush starting......hold on...bizzzzzzzzzz, that's better!! wuu wuu :lol: :lol: wuu wuu
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