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- Snowhite
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JOKES ONLY
Three blondes find a magic lamp in the street.They pick it up and rub it, then out pop's a genie. "Since you freed me i'll grant you each one wish."says the genie.
"I want to be smart, i'm tired of being dumb nobody respects you"said the 1st blonde. ...."Granted" says the genie, then turns her into a redhead. She is happy and walks away.
"Well i want to be smarter than her" says the 2nd blonde. ...."Granted" says the genie, and turns her hair brown.She is happy and walks away.
"Well i dont want to be smart.I like been dumb you have all kinds of fun."I want to be dumber" the 3rd blonde says.
"Granted" the genie says, then turned her into.........................a man.
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"I want to be smart, i'm tired of being dumb nobody respects you"said the 1st blonde. ...."Granted" says the genie, then turns her into a redhead. She is happy and walks away.
"Well i want to be smarter than her" says the 2nd blonde. ...."Granted" says the genie, and turns her hair brown.She is happy and walks away.
"Well i dont want to be smart.I like been dumb you have all kinds of fun."I want to be dumber" the 3rd blonde says.
"Granted" the genie says, then turned her into.........................a man.
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Life isn't tied with a Bow, But it's still a Gift.
- Snowhite
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A wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.
She said "Darling, i thought you were going to your lodge meeting"
"It was postponed", he replied."
"The wife of the Grand Exalted Invincible Supreme Potentate would'nt let him attend tonight".
She said "Darling, i thought you were going to your lodge meeting"
"It was postponed", he replied."
"The wife of the Grand Exalted Invincible Supreme Potentate would'nt let him attend tonight".
Life isn't tied with a Bow, But it's still a Gift.
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i once got barred from a pub -- not allowed back in for a month--- not that it bothered me lol -- plenty of drinkin' holes in Dun Laoghaire
the joke was kind of a sight joke so bare with me grin it was Easter week end so you can set that in yer mind and the time was early 70s ok. well Jesus was on the cross and all the dark clouds were foaming and tretening to ignite when a folower of the man got a ladder and went up it and pulled out one of the nails in JCs hands and his arm fell like a leaden weight to his side so the man with the ladder went around the other side and pulled out the other nail in his hand and it too fell like a leaden weight just then JCs eyes openen and he looked into the helpers eyes and said "THE FEET !!THE FEET! and it came to pass that i was trown out of the pub by the owner and told i should be ashamed of meself---- but i did hear the coustomers shoutin aproval of the funny side

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